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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:33
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
—
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why did the USA stick their noses in Ukraine's business? They wanted to be neutral for so long.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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